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Tags human resources, sow the seeds, discontent, massive disloyalty, riots, disloyalty, business

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The boss: "Send the salary spreadsheet to Human Resources." "Don't let anyone else see it. That sort of information could sow the seeds of discontent." "We'd have massive disloyalty, fights, vandalism, maybe even riots."

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Tags point haired boss, throw desk, off biliding, cell phone, bad connection, carry desk, roof, thrown, happy, technology

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"Are you sure that our pointy-haired boss said to throw his desk off the building?" "Well, his cell phone had a really bad connection." "Do you care?" "Not so much."

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Tags bad connection, billing codes, throw desk, off builing, miscommunication, car, cell phone, technology

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The Boss: "We have a bad connection, so listen carefully." "Throw ... my ... desk ... off ... building..." "Okay." "I hope that sounded like 'go through my desk and office and find the billing codes'."