Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday August 05,
2004
Tags voice mailbox, spam filter, rejects email, ear wax, grid
Transcript
Wally: "My voice mailbox is full, and my spam filter rejects all incoming e-mail." "As soon as I build up a good load of ear wax, I'll be off the grid." The Boss: "Wally, we need to talk." "EH?"
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Wednesday August 04,
2004
Tags viosnary executives, block of wood, foresee good numbers, new glasses
Transcript
"Optometrist for Visionary Executives" "Look through this block of wood." "Is this better or worse?" "Better." "I forsee forty quarters of growth." "Hey, new glasses?"
Tuesday August 03,
2004
Tags opyomotrist, nears sighted visonaries, nerve expect worst, charge price
Transcript
I've decided to become an optometrist for near-sighted visionaries. "They're ideal customers because they never expect the worst." "Which price am I most likely to charge you?" "The low one!"

