Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday July 24,
2004
Tags marketing, dumpster diving, feral, product specs, feral employee, business
Transcript
The feral employee Marketing wouldn't give me the product specs. So I made this face and rifled through their dumpster. and you found the product specs? French fry.
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Friday July 23,
2004
Tags look untamed, bicycle pants, mow lawn, freak emplyee, child like, chanllenge, animal like
Transcript
"The feral employee" "Hi, little fella. What's your name?" "Will" "You look totally untamed. I like a challenge." "Give me one month and I'll have you wearing bicycle pants while you mow my lawn." "Hissss"
Thursday July 22,
2004
Tags taking chance, indoor plumbing, teach human habits, feral emplyee, trained, office
Transcript
"The feral employee" "I'm taking a chance by hiring you. Dont make me regret it." "Today, one of my seasoned professionals will teach you to use indoor plumbing." "Look! Look at me! The newspaper tucks under the arm!"

