Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday June 30,
2004
Tags wally, hits on hire, crazy mess, problems, asks to move in, wants dinner
Transcript
wally: "Your life is a rolling disaster, so I figure I should ask you for a date." "I'm hoping that the source of your problem is that you consistently make poor choices." "Maybe you could buy some groceries and make me a nice dinner." "Would you like to move in with me?"
Tuesday June 29,
2004
Monday June 28,
2004
Tags hot mess employee, magnet for problems, wally stalks her
Transcript
"My life is a rolling disaster." "I'm a magnet for all problems legal, financial, medical and romantic." "Uh-oh... I sense another disaster brewing." wally: "Shes cute. I think I'll stalk her every day."


