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Tags resume, stole stuff, great stuff, caught in parking lot, technically not stealing, buried german tourust, guilty, crazy, admits to bizarreness

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The Boss: "According to your resume, you left your last job because you allegedly stole lots of great stuff." "Technically, if they catch you in the parking lot, and you give it back, that's not stealin'." "And you buried a German tourist in your cellar." "One time!"

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Tags job, last job, sued last job, poor judegment, job interview, business

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The Boss: Why did you leave your last job? They told me that I have incredibly poor judgment. So I sued them

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Tags online study class, sexual harrasmnet, don't have one, happy actors

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Wally: "I'm about halfway finished with the online studay class on sexual harassment." The Boss: "Wally, we don't have an online study course on sexual harassment." Wally: "THat would explain why all the actors seemed so happy."