Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday June 06,
2004
Tags typos in email, confused, point, more professional, clear, efficient meassages, gossipy, cruitical, time waster, scoffing sound
Transcript
"Did you see all of the typos in Dilbert's e-mail?" "Were you confused about its meaning?" "No, that's not the point." "Then I don't know what your point is." "I think he should be more professional. That's all." "So, instead of sending clear, efficient messages, he should follow your example and..." "...Be a gossipy, critical, time-waster who values appearance over function?" "Are you done hurting me now?" "I'm saving a scoffing sound for when you turn to leave."
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Saturday June 05,
2004
Tags pointy haired overlord, requesting descion, eat drywall, demon, fresh one, smite
Transcript
"My pointy-haired overlord sent me to smite you for requesting that he make a decision." "Hey! What the...?" "Eat drywall, demon!!!" "Hey, it's a fresh one!"
Friday June 04,
2004
Tags decions, dark demon, ineffective management, help deciosn, requested smitting
Transcript
"Uh-oh, someone wants me to make a decision." "I summon the dark demon of ineffective management to smite the person who wants this decision!!!" "Maybe I could help you make the decision." "I requested smiting."

