Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday June 03,
2004
Tags lunch, wine, dilbert, talk about people, fertilair, digging dirt, intern drunk, taking notes
Transcript
"Asok, let's go to lunch. I'll buy." "Really?" "We'll have some wine, maybe talk about people that we both know." "Fun!" "And what does Dilbert call me?" "The fertiliar! Ha ha!"
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Wednesday June 02,
2004
Tags ergophobia, fear of work, abnoraml, discover new words, about self
Transcript
"I got a bad case of ergophobia. It's an abnormal and persistent fear of work." "Isn't everything about you a little abnormal and persistent?" "Yeah, but Im still delighted when I discover new words for me."
Tuesday June 01,
2004
Tags evil director, illeagal, age, sex, martital status, ethnicity, fifty year old, mongrel spinster
Transcript
"Evil director of H.R." "It's illegal for me to ask about age, sex, marital status, weight, ethnicity or disabilities." "But I can see that youre a fifty-year-old, 145-pund, mongrel spinster with some coordination issues." "Do you have any problem working on Christmas?"

