Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Monday May 31,
2004
Tags check, forgiveness, philosophy, rip out heart, seek forgiveness, ask permission, internet, technology
Transcript
Alice: Gaaa!!! How could you do this without checking with me??!! My philosophy is that its better to seek forgiveness than to ask for permission. Dilbert: did he say you could rip out hi heart and sell it on the internet? Alice: Kinda.
Sunday May 30,
2004
Tags tight budget, colorful paper clips, incoming email, paid per hour, watch, meeting, berate employee, business
Transcript
"Yesterday, someone in this room gave me a document with a yellow paper clip." "I know that multicolored paper clips look 'pretty.'" "But I remind you that we are on a tight budget!" "We can't be throwing away all our money on colorful paper clips." "Do I make myself clear?!!" "I salvaged that paper clip from incoming mail." "Now excuse me while I stare at my watch and wonder how much you're paid per hour." "I'm sure you've done inefficient things that I don't know about." "Two minutes is... $5."
Saturday May 29,
2004
Tags cut corners, bungling, budget process, skip design, testing and manufacturing, product recall, shipping, juggle
Transcript
"Project meeting" "I'll have to cut a few corners because of your bungling of the budget process." "If we skip design, prototype, testing and manufacturing, we can afford the product recall." "We'll save on shipping, too." "Is bungle the same as juggle?"

