"If I cut you product development budget by 25%, what could you develop?"
"Ulcers, heart disease and maybe mysterious pustules."
"How about the product itself?"
"It will envy me."
The Boss: "His name is Kudos, the bear-er of good morale!"
"Kudos"
"He's our new mascot. He'll attend all of our meetings until morale improves."
"Today is Asok's turn in the suit."