Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday May 22,
2004
Tags dilbert, co owrker, favor, being b=nice, nick names, spitting on grave, not dead
Transcript
"Hey, Dilby, Dil-boy, Dilly-dally, Dilbo Baggins, Dill Pickle!" "I need a favor." "Does it involve spitting on your grave?" "I'm not dead." "Well then, I guess we both need a favor."
Friday May 21,
2004
Tags email storage, server, document
Transcript
The Boss: You've exceeded your e-mail storage allocation on the server again. Alice: Thats because I od real work as opposed to walking around with a piece of paper. The boss: Its not a piece of paper: its a document! Alice: I can't hear you over the ousted of my real work.
Thursday May 20,
2004
Tags stupidity, at eork, anti stupid gun, annihilates stupid part, rest intect, read directions
Transcript
Dilbert: There seems to be more stupidity than usual at work. Garbageman: Borrow my antisyupidius gun. It annihilates the stupid part of a person and leaves the rest intact. Dilbert: Cool Dilbert: I should have read the directions more carefully,


