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Tags stale dna, ceo, medical

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The Boss: Our CEO says he wants to change the DNA of this company. Catbert: whats that mean? The Boss: I don't know, It sounds medical. Im frightened. The boos: Hold me. Catbert: Keep your stale DNA away from me.

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Tags carol, secreatry, secret society, executive secreataries, rule the world, own secreatries, women, meeting, take over the world, evil overlords, business

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Carol: welcome to the secret society of executive secretaries. Today we will wrest power from our evil overlords! Tomorrow we'll rule the world! Then connie pointed out that we'd need our own secretaries and the whole thing fell apart.

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Tags secret society, executive secretaries, subjugation, humiliation, misery, afternoon, schedule

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"Today is the day that the secret society of executive secretaries takes over the world." "Carol, what's on my schedule this morning?" "Subjugation, humiliation and misery! Ha ha ha!" "How's the afternoon."