Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday May 13,
2004
Tags safety manual, budget for binders, deadly binders, injury, cheap binders, find, budget
Transcript
"Wally, I want you to update the safety manual and distribute it." "I don't have much of a budget for binders, so use the cheapest ones you can find." "Hello, this is 'Deadly Binders, Inc.' How may I injure you?" "Gaaa!!!"
Wednesday May 12,
2004
Tags approval for expenses, sounds suspious, heart transplant, note from surgeon, illiterate surgeon, non credible guy
Transcript
The non-credible guy "Did you get approval for these expenses?" "What? Oh, yes, I did." "Why does everything you say sound suspicious?" "Because I just had a heart transplant." "I'd like to see a note from your surgeon." "He's illiterate."
Tuesday May 11,
2004
Tags non credible guy, invented reality tv, preposterous stories, picture hostility & curiosity, einstein, entertain realtives, new theory, liar, pathological liar, lies
Transcript
The non-credible guy "And that's how I invented 'reality tv.'" "Why don't you keep telling me preposterous stories while I stare at you with a mixture of hostility and curiosity?" "And then Einstein asked me to entertain his relatives while he thought of a name for his new theory." "Good, good."


