Elbonian Call Center "We don't have that software in stock." "But may I interest you in a set of porcelain unicorn figurines that wear pants?" "Really? Wow. Your country has way too much money."
The Boss: "We've moved our call centers to Elbonia but we don't think anyone will notice."
Elbonia: "Hello, how may I help you? My name is Kruphnehdahpheweundikaniswalyniaphorganopop." "I mean...Carl."
The boss: Im going to a meeting with my boss.
Carol: did you stretch first?
Carol: you need to limber up your lying muscles or you'll stain something.
Really? Things are going that well?/!
Didn't stretch.