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Too Technical For Boss

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Too Technical For Boss - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, boss, technical, answer, follow, understand, video call, laptop, 5g, signal, jargon, dumb

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dilbert and boss on video call. dilbert: my answer will be highly technical, so you might not be able to follow. boss: pfft! try me. dilbert: if the 5g node flurtifies the adjunct signal modulator, the entire neural honeycomb will transverpilate. boss: did i suddenly get dumber? dilbert: not suddenly, no.

Nickname For Dilbert

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Nickname For Dilbert - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags managers & supervisors, ceo, nickname, geek, insult, business, odds, name, actual

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ceo: i came up with a nickname for you because you're such a geek. ceo points at dilbert. "dilbert." dilbert: that's my actual name. ceo walking away thinking: what were the odds of that?

Project Is Not Feasible

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Project Is Not Feasible - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, video call, project, plan, feasible, back stab, defend, laptop, cell phone, competition

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boss and dilbert on video call. boss: i just talked to ted, and he says your project plan is not feasible. dilbert: i think you mean he mischaracterized my plan and then stabbed me in the back when i wasn't there to defend it. boss: he said you'd say that.