"I've added mumbling and peevishness to my work-avoidance arsenal." "I get the benefits of appearing knowledgeable without the burden of sharing." "Um, I didn't hear what you said." "Sheeeesh!"
Dogbert: "I plan to start my own no-frill airline."
"For only $23, I'll let people hold out their arms and run to their destinations."
"And they won't be allowed to eat or swallow their own saliva."
Job Applicant
"How do you reward your top performers?"
"I keep increasing their work loads until their performances become average."
"So, why would anyone try to excel?"
"I use only the finest motivational posters."