Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday April 01,
2004
Tags doctor dogbert show, big woman, little man, tv show, freak show, man, hot dog bun, doll like husband, interview, tv camera
Transcript
Doctor Dogbert Show Dogbert: Today we'll meet a couple who have a common problem. Big woman: I make him sleep in a gigantic hot dog bun. Dogbert: Can I see it? Man: No... please big woman: And the problem is that he snores.
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Wednesday March 31,
2004
Tags dr. dogbert show, plastic surgery addicts, dinosaur, shut up freak
Transcript
doctor dogcart show dogbert: My next guest cis addicted yo plastic surgery. Ive always liked the whole dinosaur look, so I just went for it. do you have some plainspoken advice for me Shut up , freak
Tuesday March 30,
2004
Tags doctor dogbert show, immoral moron, lazy, miracle worker, passing judgement, selfish, time waster
Transcript
Doctor Dogbert Show "Your problem is that you're a lazy, selfish, immoral moron." "Shouldn't you listen to my story before passing judgement?" "I'm adding 'time waster' to the list." "You're like a miracle worker."

