Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday March 26,
2004
Tags rat, meeting, walls spot, seat filler, proedcest day, career work out, look at me now, fired, business
Transcript
Ratbert: Wally is in the men's room. I've accepted a position as his seat filler. This is the proudest day of my life. I never ingrained that my career would work out so well, I want to scream to the world " look at name now" allyL false alarm. you're fired.
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Thursday March 25,
2004
Tags career day, questions, careers, connected dots, generational
Transcript
Career Day The Boss: ...and thats why you should have a pre meeting before every meeting. any questions? Girl: how long will my generation need to work? The Boss: Sixty years. I see that you've connected the dots.
Wednesday March 24,
2004
Tags career day, container, cubicle, bleak oppressiveness, warp spine, feel joy, bochure, kids school
Transcript
Career Day "When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle." "The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy." "Luckily, you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear." "May I see a brochure?"

