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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags rat, meeting, walls spot, seat filler, proedcest day, career work out, look at me now, fired, business

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Ratbert: Wally is in the men's room. I've accepted a position as his seat filler. This is the proudest day of my life. I never ingrained that my career would work out so well, I want to scream to the world " look at name now" allyL false alarm. you're fired.

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Tags career day, questions, careers, connected dots, generational

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Career Day The Boss: ...and thats why you should have a pre meeting before every meeting. any questions? Girl: how long will my generation need to work? The Boss: Sixty years. I see that you've connected the dots.

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Tags career day, container, cubicle, bleak oppressiveness, warp spine, feel joy, bochure, kids school

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Career Day "When you grow up you'll be put in a container called a cubicle." "The bleak oppressiveness will warp your spine and destroy your capacity to feel joy." "Luckily, you'll have a boss like me to motivate you with something called fear." "May I see a brochure?"