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Tags existence, reliability specs, slow responder

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Dilbert: Hey, Mo, do you have the reliability specs for the x4HB? 20 seconds Later Dilbert: Uh - ohm hes a slow responder, The stare is creeping me out. Dilbert: GAAA!!! Say something!! Please acknowledge my existence!! Mo: Reset

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Tags gerbil, marketing team, cables, engineering support

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Ted: I moved the meeting to Tuesday. Dilbert: "I can't make it on Tuesday." " Ted: Somehow I think the marketing team can survive one meeting without engineering support." Marketing team: "We'll include a pet gerbil in every box. We'll just need to make sure it's in a sealed plastic bag so it won't chew on the cables."

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Tags trolls, hell, payroll system, automated sadistic, phone system, tech support, complicated

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Asok: Are you the troll that handles our payroll system? I have a problem. Troll: problems are handled by our automated sadistic phone system. ASOK: For tech support, press the exact value of 22 divided by 7