Dilbert.com by Scott Adams

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Tags bowels of bureaucarzy, payroll error, crawling, underground, trolls, bugs, bones, glaring, hellish

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Asok: I don't like the looks of this. BUREACRACY ASOK: I only want to correct a small payroll error. Can you help me? Troll: does it help if I glare ar you for disturbing my lunch?

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Tags over paid, 4 dollars, honest, reports mistake, bowels of bureaucarzy, correct injustice

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ASOK: There is an error on my tiny paycheck. It is four dollars too much. The Boss: Gasp! Now you must travel to the bowels of the bureaucracy to correct the injustice, Asok: or I could just keep it as a reward for my honesty. The Boss: Bowles I say!!

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Tags target market, one customer, 10 thousand units, shop carefully

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Dilbert: "Our target market is people who don't shop carefully." "Our product is designed to attack the user and force him to reorder." "We only have one customer but we've sold 10,000 units."