Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday March 17,
2004
Tags bowels of bureaucarzy, payroll error, crawling, underground, trolls, bugs, bones, glaring, hellish
Transcript
Asok: I don't like the looks of this. BUREACRACY ASOK: I only want to correct a small payroll error. Can you help me? Troll: does it help if I glare ar you for disturbing my lunch?
Tuesday March 16,
2004
Tags over paid, 4 dollars, honest, reports mistake, bowels of bureaucarzy, correct injustice
Transcript
ASOK: There is an error on my tiny paycheck. It is four dollars too much. The Boss: Gasp! Now you must travel to the bowels of the bureaucracy to correct the injustice, Asok: or I could just keep it as a reward for my honesty. The Boss: Bowles I say!!
Monday March 15,
2004
Tags target market, one customer, 10 thousand units, shop carefully
Transcript
Dilbert: "Our target market is people who don't shop carefully." "Our product is designed to attack the user and force him to reorder." "We only have one customer but we've sold 10,000 units."


