Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday February 04,
2004
Tags new chip, slower, claim fastest, benchmark test, used old drivers, wearing a wire, marketing, crime, business
Transcript
Dilbert: "Our new chip is slower than our competition's products." The Boss: "We'll claim we're the fastest. If anyone does benchmark tests, we'll say they used old drivers." Dilbert: "Whenever I talk to you, I feel like I should be wearing a wire." The boss: "Since when is marketing a crime?"
Tuesday February 03,
2004
Tags menagerlike work, criticize, reorganize, key board, hot slef, noredom, offcie, re organizing
Transcript
The Boss: It's been a few hours since I've done anything managerish. I could criticize someone...nah. I could have a meeting...nah. Im reorganizing the department. Dilbert: excuse me while i beat myself with my keyboard.
Monday February 02,
2004
Tags porject, top prioroty, tell everything, bored, can't stay awake, haven't talked yet, gets worse
Transcript
The Boss: Your project is my top priority. Tell me everything that I need to know. In so bored...cant...stay...awake. Dilbert: I haven't started talking yet. The Boss: Int gets worse??! Dilbert: oo okay


