Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 17,
2004
Tags concierge, hotel, slave, do naything, oo much, donate kidney, kiss up, over trained, give pay
Transcript
Concierge: "Welcome to the Metrogarden hotel! How may I make your stay incredible?" "I would be delighted to iron your socks, examine you for suspicious moles or take a second job and give you my pay." Dilbert: "I think they over-trained you." "I'm shaved and preped to donate a kidney."
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Friday January 16,
2004
Tags airplane, flight, seats, no room, sleep, six hour flight, recline seat, sleeper, health
Transcript
Dilbert: Six - hour flight. I can get lots of work done, Six hour flight. I can get lost of sleep. Dilbert: I can't feel my hands!!!
Thursday January 15,
2004
Tags over head storage, anxiety, doesn't fit, baggae, luggae, army on, above seat, iowa, airplane
Transcript
Dilbert: GAAA!!! Im having overhead storage anxiety!! It doesn't fit! Everyone will hate me for delaying the flight! Flight attendant: We ere scheduled to fly to new york, but thanks to the bag that didn't fit, we have to leave in Iowa.

