Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday January 14,
2004
Tags airport security, epidural layer, plastic bag, federal crime, airport tsa, hassle, terrorists, airlines, bins, line, xrays
Transcript
Airport Security Please remove your jacket and shoes Please remove your epidermal layer and put it in a plastic bag. It is a federal crime to mention the movies "Ishtar" "Glitter" or "Gigli"
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Tuesday January 13,
2004
Tags weapon, plane, stand for rights, advice, jail, complainy
Transcript
Dogbert: "You should smuggle a weapon on the plane." "And never, ever return your seat to its upright position! Stand up for your rights!" Dilbert: "I've noticed that all of your advice would put me in jail." Dogbert: "Why must you be so complainy?"
Monday January 12,
2004
Tags need approval, exhausted, bored, head ache, business travel
Transcript
Dilbert: "I need your approval to.." "... Be exhausted, bored, stiff, headachy, annoyed and constipated for the next three days." "Also known as 'business travel.'" The Boss: "I must be traveling right now!"

