Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Tuesday November 18,
2003
Tags destroy refrigeration, crushed ice, annoying noise, cubilces, crunch
Transcript
wally: This might be the greatest innovation in annoying cubicle noises. "Chewing crushed ice." "Crunch crunch crunch." Alice: "Must.. destroy all refrigeration facilities... on earth."
Monday November 17,
2003
Tags floating, happy, relaxed, vacation, floating to furious, broken promise
Transcript
Alice: "My vacation was so relaxing that I'm still floating." Man: "Hey, Alice, you know how I promised to cover all of your meetings for two weeks? I forgot until right now." Alice: "From floating to furious in 27 seconds. It's a personal best."
Sunday November 16,
2003
Tags wally, downsized candidate, alice glad, boss thanks wally, ride to church, on good side
Transcript
alice: "Wally, I'm glad we work in the same department." "Because your performance is so bad that you'll be downsized first." "You're like a buffer. As long as you're still here, my job is safe." "And there's nothing you can do to change the situation." The Boss: "Wally, do you mind giving my family a ride to church again this week?" Wally: "No problem." The Boss: "It's nice that you joined my church even though you live an hour away." "And I wouldn't say no to those tasty bagels you always bring for the ride." Alice: "GAAA!!!" The Boss: "Oh... I didn't see you sneak up on me, Heathen.. I mean Alice."

