The Boss: Later w'll be joined by the director of the only division thats making a profit.
Behold my greatness! Bathe ye all in the pleasure of my general proximity!!
I can only stay if you give me an award.
Man: "We'll be seeing a lot of each other. I'm a stalker."
"I wait by his office, unscheduled, ready to suck up to his whenever his phone calls end."
The Boss: "Please don't go.. it's still out there."
Dilbert: Ted is being rude and helpful. Can you ask his boss to remove him from the project?
The Boss: I'll forward this to Ted. That should help.
Dilbert: I wonder how people solved problems before email.