Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Sunday October 19,
2003
Tags budget for research and development, confidential, witty, appreciation, laugh, teeth fall out
Transcript
Alice: "Ted, what's the budget for Research and Development?" Ted: "It's confidential. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Hee hee!" Alice: "I've never heard that one. It's very witty." Alice: "Allow me to show my appreciation with the following fake laugh." "HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" "HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Alice: "Those are my real teeth. I need them back."
Saturday October 18,
2003
Tags tunnel digging, prototype, escaped the lab, perth australia, combined enity, cyborg, popular, trick with dirt
Transcript
Dilbert: "My tunnel-digging prototype escape the lab and burrowed into a picknicker in Perth, Australia." "The combined entity is a cyborg that has proven to be surprisingly popular at parties." "Ha ha! Do the trick with the dirt!"
Friday October 17,
2003
Tags tunnel shark, dig forever, red button, don't push button
Transcript
Dilbert: I call it the "Tunnel SHrk" It converts dirt and rock into energy and can dig forever. So whatever you do, don't ignore what Im saying and push the red button. The Boss: Button! Now whats gotten into you?


