Man: "Hey, big guy, how's your golf game lately?"
Dilbert: "I've only known you for three seconds and already I have a deep desire to punch you."
Man: But no one ever does."
Dilbert: "Have you met Alice?"
CatBert: "Evil H.R. Director."
"New policy: You must inform your boss before applying for an internal job opening."
"PURRRRRRRRR."
The Boss: "Well, good luck, you disloyal, back-stabbing ingrate."
Dilbert: "I can't give you the salary that you deserve because then there'd be no room for a raise next year."
"I wouldn't want you to be all disincentivized, you know, just moping around."
Dilbert: "Neck.. muscles.. so.. weak."
The Boss: "I think motivation causes that."