Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday September 25,
2003
Tags outsourcing, elbonia, time difference, hand off requirements, work day, finish code, pretend we died
Transcript
The Boss: "We're outsourcing half of our programming work to Elbonia to take advantage of the time difference." The Boos: "We'll hand off our requirements at the end of our work day and get back the finished code the next morning." Elboninas: "Once again, I have no idea what they want." "Let's pretend we died."
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Wednesday September 24,
2003
Tags 3 page eamil, clump of space, separate long sentances, ambling senttences, little curvy thing, comma
Transcript
Alice: "I got your three-page e-mail, and I brought you a gift." "It's a clump of blank space. You can use it to separate long, rambling, unrelated sentences." "Next week I'll introduce you to a little curvy thing that I call a comma."
Tuesday September 23,
2003
Tags tasks, a, b or c priorities, a priorities, after i update, left in tank
Transcript
Wally: "Every morning I rank my tasks as A, B, or C priorities." The Boss: "And then you work on the 'A' priorities first?" Wally: "To be honest, after I update the list, there isn't much left in the tank."

