Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday September 04,
2003
Tags make exceptions, created on seeing machines, dead dinosaurs, animal prodcuts, naked, electricity from oil
Transcript
Mike the Vegan. Mike: I use no animal products whatsoever! Dilbert: Your clothes were created on sewing machines that used electricity from coal and oil, and those come from dead dinosaurs. Mike: I need to start making exceptions.
Wednesday September 03,
2003
Tags can't eat anything, fifty choices, joined lunch, mike the vegan, no meat, people suffer, vegan, hunger
Transcript
Dilbert: "Where do you want to eat?" Alice: "Anyplace." Suddenly, Mike, the vegan pounced. "Do you mind if I join you?" Soon, hunger started to set in. "No, I can't eat at any of those fifty choices. What else do you have?"
Tuesday September 02,
2003
Tags tech solution, simple, cost fortune, internal approvals, vast herds, management dolts
Transcript
Dilbert: "The technical solution is simple and inexpensive." "But it would cost a fortune to get internal approvals because vast herds of management dolts would get involved." "So I should just do it, right?" The Boss: "Did you just call me a vast herd?"


