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Tags boss aprroaches, slices clicks comouter, filthy images, projecting himself, obvious, paranoid

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The Boss: "Alice, I notice that you always click something when I approach." The Boss: "Obviously you've been using company time to look at indescribably filthy images." Alice: "And why does that seem so obvious to you?" The Boss: "Let's leave me out of this."

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Tags disappointing people, meeting start late, answer is misleading, deadline ignored, work is shoddy, empthy, blocking view of wall

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Dilbert: "Lately, every person I deal with seems to disappoint me." Dilbert: "Every meeting starts late, every answer is misleading, every deadline is ignored, and all work is shoddily done." DIlbert: "I guess what I'm saying is that today I need some empathy." Dogbert: "You are totally blocking my view of the wall."

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Tags spam filter, sexy photos, tiffany sent email, boss, eyes pop

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Asok: Someone named Tiffany sent me e-mail. YAGAA WAGGA!! Alice: someone turned off the spam filter.