"Alice, this year you single-handedly designed and launched a billion dollar line of new products."
"For that accomplishment, I give you the highly coveted 'meets expectations' designation!"
"Alice, if having high expectations of you is wrong, then I don't want to be right."
The Boss: "Our legal department advises us to destroy any documents that show we know our products are hugely defective."
"CHOMP, CHOMP, CHOMP, CHEW, CHEW, GULP."
Alice: "Do you have room in there for the user specifications?"
Asok: What is the priority of your budget request?
Alice: Highest of the high.
Asok: everyone rated their own budget needs "Highest Priority" It is a mockery f the priority system!
Asok: Name one thing that everyone would agree is a low priority.
Alice: whatever you're doing.