Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday July 24,
2003
Tags unfunded man date, my delivery, no one laughs, unemployed guy
Transcript
Tina: I went to a movie with an unemployed guy. I call that an unfunded man date. The unemployed guy didn't laugh either, Maybe its my delivery,
Wednesday July 23,
2003
Tags being male, excellence award, bend metal, steel spike, highest paid, department
Transcript
Dilbert: I need to find a way to bend this steel rod into a 'U.' Wally: I'll take care of it. I won the prestigious "steel spike award" For engineering excellence. Alice: what??!! Wally: I guess its validation for being the highest paid in the department....and for being male.
Tuesday July 22,
2003
Tags mandatory online training, system crashed, retake training
Transcript
"You're the only one who hasn't finished the mandatory online six sigma training." "I finished it, but the system crashed before it stored my data." "This is when you say, 'There's no need to retake the training. I'll just check off your name.'" "Are you new on this planet?"


