Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday February 27,
2003
Tags toxic tom, new coworker, potatoe, too many questions
Transcript
The Boss introduces a new employee to Dilbert, "Dilbert, meet your new co- worker, Toxic Tom." The Boss continues, "He complained about his last job all through his interview. But he'll be happy here." Once The Boss is gone, Toxic Tom says to Dilbert, "He says he thinks you're stupid because you ask too many questions."
Wednesday February 26,
2003
Tags annual fee, joke, once a month, dumb, annual fee once a month
Transcript
The Boss asks a salesman, "How often would you charge us this 'annual fee?'" The salesman replies, "Is that a joke?" Alice responds, "Sadly, no." The salesman says to The Boss, "Once a month." The Boss replies, "Sounds fair."
Tuesday February 25,
2003
Tags blank cd, demo, empty case, forgetting blank cd, new product, software, travel, travelled four hours, unit, once we write, engineering
Transcript
Dilbert approaches a receptionist and says, "I have an appointment to see a demo of your new product." The salesman holds up a box and says to Dilbert, "And the unit will be in a case like this, but completely different, and it will have software, once we write it." Dilbert holds the box and says, "You let me travel four hours to see an empty case?" The salesman replies, "Are you forgetting the blank CD?"


