Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday July 11,
2002
Tags sitting in, boss, walk around, avoid decisons, grossly underpaid, did before, more money
Transcript
Dilbert is sitting at his computer. Wally approaches. Dilbert asks, "How do you like sitting in for The Boss?" Wally responds, "It's easy." Wally continues, "All I do is walk around and make people loathe me while I avoid making decisions." Dilbert says, "That's all you ever did before." Wally replies, "Apparently, I was grossly underpaid."
Wednesday July 10,
2002
Tags filling in, pointy haired boss, carol is secretary, administrative assistant, name calling, arroagnt
Transcript
Wally says to Carol, "Carol, I'm filling in for the pointy-haired boss, so that makes you my secretary." Carol exclaims, "I am an administrative assistant, you stinkin' baboon!" Carol continues, "I will make you pay dearly for your arrogance!" Wally replies, "Could you put a head on this?"
Tuesday July 09,
2002
Tags boss on vacation, no chair sitting, vacation, in charge
Transcript
The Boss says to Wally, "Wally, it's your turn to be in charge while I'm on vacation." The Boss continues, "But whatever you do, do NOT sit in my chair. It wouldn't be right." Wally shakes his rear end in front of The Boss' chair and says, "Ooh-baby! you want some of this. Yes, you do."


