Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday June 08,
2002
Tags mordac, information services, exceeded, server storage limit, double storage space, mystique, 25 cents, preventer of info
Transcript
Mordac says to Alice, "I am Mordac The Preventor of Information Services. You have exceeded your server storage limit." Alice hands Mordac a quarter and says, "Here's 25 cents so you can afford to double my storage space." Mordac walks away, looks at the quarter in his hand, and thinks, "I think my mystique just took a hit."
Friday June 07,
2002
Tags earned, enginner, life isn't fair, moving up, office space, private offcie, promotion, complaints
Transcript
Catbert says to Dilbert, "The other engineers are complaining because you have a private office." Dilbert responds, "Maybe you should explain to each of them that life isn't fair." Dilbert is back in his old cubicle. He thinks, "Yeah, I guess it IS easier to explain it to one person."
Thursday June 06,
2002
Tags desk feels better, fluorescent lights, close door, teach him, new office
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his new office. He thinks, "Aah.. Even the desk feels better when you have your own office." Dilbert leans back in his chair and thinks, "The fluorescent lights are warmer and brighter." Dilbert is sleeping in his underwear on top of his desk. The Boss says to Carol, "Remind me to teach him when to close the door."


