Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday February 14,
2002
Tags outsourcing, project, huge hourly rate, specified
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert and Wally, "I've reduced our development costs by outsourcing the project." Dilbert responds, "Does the proposal have a huge hourly rate for any work not specified in the contract?" The Boss replies, "Why do you ask?" Wally thinks, "Stay out of it."
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Wednesday February 13,
2002
Tags tribunal, admin. assistants, appeal, glass walled
Transcript
Carol says, "The tribunal of Admin Assistants has reached a decision." Carol continues, "Dilbert is not attractive enough to use the glass-walled conference room near the lobby." Dilbert asks, "Can I appeal?" Carol responds, "Apparently not."
Tuesday February 12,
2002
Tags efficient, glass walled room, name of case, too unattractive, tribunal of admin. assistants, verdict, humanity
Transcript
Carol says, "The tribunal of Admin Assistants will hear the case of..." Carol continues, "The man who is too unattractive to use the glass-walled conference room versus humanity." Dilbert exclaims, "You put the verdict in the name of the case!" Carol replies, "We're efficient."

