Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday February 02,
2002
Tags man hating supervisor, men are oblvious, i quit, vials, storage room, self respect, no fun
Transcript
Headline: Man-Hating Supervisor. The supervisor says to The Boss, "The men here are oblivious to my abuse. What did you do to them?" The Boss replies, "I siphoned off their self-respect and keep it in vials in a storage room." The supervisor says, "This is no fun. I quit." The Boss responds, "Do you want to yell at the vials with me?"
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Friday February 01,
2002
Tags man hating supervisor, fired, being a man, happy to be man, dances, asok happy
Transcript
Headline: Man-Hating Supervisor. Asok is sitting at his desk. The supervisor approaches and says, "You're being fired for being a man." Asok replies, "No one has ever called me a man before! This is the happiest day of my life!" Asok dances around and shouts, "I'm a MAN!" The supervisor exclaims, "Stop enjoying life!!"
Thursday January 31,
2002
Tags man hating supervisor, justify pay, all day meeting, wrong one, meeting, this meeting, door open, business
Transcript
Headline: Man-hating Supervisor. The supervisor asks Wally, "Have any of you men done anything to justify your pay?" Wally responds, "I attended an all-day meeting but later found out I was in the wrong one." The supervisor says, "Actually, you're not supposed to be in this meeting either." Wally replies, "The door was open."

