Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday January 23,
2021
Robot Calls
Tags business, technology, robot, intelligence, human, indistinguishable, number, recognize, rule, earth
Transcript
voice coming from phone: as soon as robot intelligence is indistinguishable from home, the robots will rule the earth! dilbert: i don't recognize this number. who are you? please don't say a robot. voice: let's just say only one of us will rot.
Friday January 22,
2021
High Morale
Tags business, sarcasm, technology, happy, embezzling, morale, employee engagement, train, mock, maockery
Transcript
dilbert singing and dancing. boss: you seem way too happy about your job. are you embezzling? dilbert: no, i'm experiencing great morale and high employee engagement, just the way you trained me. boss: that actually works? dilbert: it did until you made a mockery of it just now.


