Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 29,
2001
Tags cloning th eboss, might hurt, push button, employeees, operating room, doctors offcie, lab
Transcript
Headline: Cloning the Boss. Dilbert has on a doctor's uniform. The Boss is lying on an operation bed with a laser pointed at his head. The Boss asks, "Will this hurt?" Dilbert responds, "I hope so." Alice, Wally, and Asok enter the room. Alice says, "We heard it might hurt." Wally asks, "May I push the button?" The Boss looks nervous.
Friday September 28,
2001
Tags ethical to clone, boss, borrow cloner, souls abomination, souls irrelevant
Transcript
Dilbert asks The Garbageman, "My boss asked me to clone him. Is that unethical?" The Garbageman replies, "You'll either create a soulless abomination or, if the clone is normal, you will have shown that souls are irrelevant." Dilbert asks, "What if the original is already a soulless abomination?" The Garbageman replies, "You can borrow my cloner. It's in the truck."
Thursday September 27,
2001
Tags illegal to clone humans, frame clone, for crime, same thing to me, immoral
Transcript
Dilbert says to The Boss, "Yes, the technology to clone you exists, but it's illegal to clone humans." The Boss responds, "If the cops find out, we can frame my clone for the crime." Dilbert replies, "That is so wrong." The Boss responds, "Why? He'd do the same thing to me!"

