Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday December 30,
2020
Important Context
Tags business, communication, office, office workers, sarcasm, question, answer, context, rude, interrupt
Transcript
alice: why are you looking at your phone while i'm answering your question? dilbert: because our answer has nothing to do with my question, but i didn't want to be rude and interrupt you. alice: i'm giving important context. dilbert: text me when that part is done.
Tuesday December 29,
2020
Microwaving Fish
Tags managers & supervisors, microwave, fish, working from home, smell, rotting, corpse, cubicle
Transcript
boss on phone. boss: asok, you need to stop microwaving fish. i can't work with that smell in the air. asok on phone: i'm working from home. maybe you should check the cubicles for a rotting corpse. boss walking and thinking: maybe i'll let the janitor do that.
Monday December 28,
2020
Stapler Training
Tags business, managers & supervisors, training, planning, meeting, stapler, safety, mandatory, fight
Transcript
boss: dilbert, what have you accomplished since our planning meeting? dilbert: the planning meeting was this morning. all i've done since then is take a mandatory training class on stapler safety. boss: but now you're fresh and ready for the fight? dilbert: only if it's a stapler fight.


