Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday April 20,
2001
Tags trust, integrity, teamwork, warm glow, unconditional love, heating vent, under vent
Transcript
The boss, at a confence table, says, "Our company values are trust, integrity and teamwork." Wally says, "For the first time in my life I feel the warm glow of unconditional love!" Dilbert, pointing up, says, "You're under a heating vent." Wally says, "Oh...well, that's good too."
Thursday April 19,
2001
Tags soul mates, one per person, everyone gets one, monkey, animals
Transcript
Tina: I believe there is one true soul mate for every person. Dilbert: He must be very busy. Tina: I meant one per person. your way would be stupid. Dilbert: Can your should mate be a monkey?
Wednesday April 18,
2001
Tags evil robot, annihilates the galaxy, worst means
Transcript
A male co-worker asks Dilbert, "What's the worst thing that could happen?" Dilbert says, "Our beta product could turn into an evil robot that annihilates the galaxy." Approaching Dogbert, Dilbert says, "Apparently I don't know what 'worst' means."


