Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Thursday February 22,
2001
Tags praised alice, lying, stealing.no choice, promote, management
Transcript
The Boss says to Catbert, "I inadvertently gave Alice verbal praise." Catbert asks, "Is she addicted?" The Boss says, "She's been lying and stealing to get more." Catbert replies, "She leaves us no choice." The Boss says to Alice, "I have to promote you to management."
Wednesday February 21,
2001
Tags positive reinforcement, addicted, delivarables, praised
Transcript
Alice thinks to herself, "I'm addicted to positive reinforcement." Alice continues thinking, "I need some deliverables so I can be praised again." Dilbert watches as Alice reaches for the overhead projector from under the table.
Tuesday February 20,
2001
Tags positive reinforcement, addicted, wearing off, crazy woman, drool, lunch room, boss words
Transcript
Dilbert, Alice and Wally are eating lunch. Alice says, "I experienced something called positive reinforcement today." Alice continues, "I'm addicted to it now... But it's wearing off... Must get more..." Alice says, "Say something nice about me!" Dilbert chews his lunch as Wally says, "For a crazy woman you don't drool much."


