The feature creep
Creep: Being a feature creep is like having a super power.
Thats what makes me so sexy.
Alice: comp
Creep: That romp sound just bought you a new feature, missy,
The feature creep
Creep: Is it too late to give our product a low battery indicator?
Dilbert: Id have to work night and day for a month! My health would decline and Id miss all my objectives!
Creep: I jus realized that other peoples problems make me all warm inside.
The Boss: I hired a creep to help determine our products features.
Creep: You need more features.
The Boss: Good work.
The boss;:When can you have that done?
Dilbert: GAAA!!!