Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday December 09,
2000
Tags crime, finding guilty, jury finding, proram, witness protection
Transcript
The jury verdict DILBERT: WE FIND THE DEFENDANT GUILTY.... ...OF THIS CRIME AND MAYBE A FEW OTHERS THAT DIDNT COME UP, LASTLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY BROCHURES FRO THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM?
Friday December 08,
2000
Tags cleint, lawyer, juror, sleeping juror, snoring, fell asleep, legal
Transcript
Lawyer: My clients life now rests in your capable hands. ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZ JURY DELIBERATIONS JUROR: Did anything happen after "Please rise"?
Thursday December 07,
2000
Tags excused, god judge you, honor, judge, jury selction, legal
Transcript
Jury Selection Man In turban: Your honor, It is against my religion to judge others only god may judge Judge: You're excised. Juror: OOH OHH! I just changed my religion! Man In turban: Jerk


