Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday December 09,
2020
Dogbert 5 G Testing
Tags business, technology, 5g, testing, low-cost, phone, prototype, eggs, fry, silly, qualified, experts, safety, email, bill
Transcript
tina: i don't want to sit too near your 5G phone prototype. i worry that it will fry my eggs. boss: don't be silly. this phone was extensively tested for safety by qualified experts. boss to dogbert: i need you to test this 5G phone for safety. dogbert at desk labeled "low-cost testing: it looks fine to me. i'll email you my bill.
Tuesday December 08,
2020
5 G Is 4 G
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, wireless, service, 5g, 4g, complain, impossible, phone
Transcript
boss: we are rolling out our new 5G wireless service today. dilbert: we don't have any 5G technology. boss: it's really 4G, but no one wants that, so we call it 5G. dilbert: people will complain. boss: that's okay. we're also making it impossible to reach us by phone.
Monday December 07,
2020
5 G Format
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, recommendation, 5g, format, industry, standard, tricking
Transcript
dilbert: and that's why i recommend creating a 5g format called orthogonal frequency division multiplexing. boss: that will never work. dilbert: it's already an industry standard. i was joking. boss: stop doing the to me. dilbert: i don't know if i can.

