Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Saturday September 16,
2000
Tags email monkey, cold turkey, little chatting, not addictive, hop on
Transcript
With a turkey attached to his back, Asok says to Dilbert "I used to have an e-mail monkey on my back, but I went cold turkey." Asok continues, "I still do a little chatting but that's not addictive. Is it?" A monkey approches Asok and introduces himself, "I'm Rofl." Asok replies, "Oh, just shut up and hop on."
Friday September 15,
2000
Tags ankle, connection, cure is deactivate, email monkey, on back, palm strapped
Transcript
CATBERT: Evil HR Director Catbert: Asok, you have a bad case of email monkey on the back. The only cure is to deactivate your internet connection. Asok: No problem, heh, heh Catbert: I know you have apple, V11 strapped to your ankle,
Thursday September 14,
2000
Tags email, addiction, monkey on back, resist, key board with foot
Transcript
Asok: I have an email monkey on my back, but I can quit whenever I want. I don't need to check it every minute. I can resist. But Look! The stupid monkey hot my keyboard with his foot!


