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Tags amoeba, boss, cry, cubicle, doing work, gets fired, key board, one cell organism, secrete

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The Boss: This isn't working out. I have to let you go, Maybe you can get your old job back at far works. The Boss: Great, Now he's going to secrete.

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Tags single cell organism, new hire, break room, pretending

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Wally: So, I hear you're a single cell organism. Whats up with that? Alice: The new guy is rolling into a ball and shedding water. Dilbert: Been there.

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Tags judging people, meet new guy, training him, giant amoeba

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The boss: dilbert , meet the new guy. Dilbert: You hired a giant amoeba? The Boss: You can't go around judging people by their looks. The Boss: Would you mind... Dilbert: Training him? Boss: Keeping him moist?