Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Wednesday August 23,
2000
Tags pay slip, increased complexity, won't know, rip off, clueless, in the dark, happy to be evil, cheat, evil catbert
Transcript
Catbert the Evil HR Director says to the staff, "We increased the complexity of your pay slip." Catbert yells, "Now you'll never know when we rip you off! Yeeha! Yeeha!" Dilbert says to Wally, "The only part that really bugs me is the yeehas."
Tuesday August 22,
2000
Tags employees, funerals, evil dierctor, heating costs, too high, company furnace, cremated, business
Transcript
Catbert the Evil HR Director says to the staff, "Employees waste too much time at funerals." Catbert continues, "On a related note, our heating costs are too high." Later at home, Dilert's mother says to Dilbert, "As a matter of fact, I would mind being cremated in the company furnace."
Monday August 21,
2000
Tags boss, hired you, response, ignore chain letters, few more apllcants, in basket
Transcript
Handing the candidate a sheet of paper the Boss asks, "If I hired you how would you respond to something like this?" The candidate reads the paper and replies, "I usully ignore chain letters." The Boss says, "Let's try another." Carol asks the Boss, "Did you finish your in-basket?" The Boss answers, "No, I'll need a few more applicants?

