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Thursday December 03,
2020
Wally Leaves Camera On
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, video conference, zoom, inappropriate, camera, call
Transcript
boss with laptop on video conference. boss: um, wally. do you know your camera is on? boss is shaken and yelling: wally!!! no!!! gaaa!!! i can't unsee it! dilbert and wally in another room. dilbert: how was your zoom call? wally: i found a way to shorten it by an hour.
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Wednesday December 02,
2020
Buying Tee Shirts
Tags clothing, purchase, retail, size, small, t-shirt, home, shopping
Transcript
dilbert and dogbert at home. dilbert: do you like my new t-shirt? it's two sizes too small, but that's all they had. dogbert: wouldn't it be better to buy shirts that you like that are also the right size? dilbert: in theory, yes. but i have been buying t-shirts for years, and i don't recall seeing that option.
Tuesday December 01,
2020
Ai For Management Decisoins
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, smart speaker, artificial intelligence, management, bug
Transcript
Dilbert: i upgraded our a.i. prototype to make management decisions. smart speaker: slay the weak dilbert: i think that's a bug. boss: hold on. let's hear it out.

