Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday July 21,
2000
Tags no respect, work, send resume, located
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert before leaving for work, "I'm tired of getting no respect at work." Dilbert continues, "I'm going to send my resume to a company that's locted in a place I'd never want to live." Dogbert says to Dilbert while reading the paper, "I wonder why they don't respect you." Dilbert answers angrily, "That's what I want to know!"
Thursday July 20,
2000
Tags company identified, deadly falling satelites, investigative reporter, plan worked, falling satellites, hit target, boss thought plnned
Transcript
The Boss sits at home watching the evening news on television. "Our investigtive reporter has identified the company behind the deadly falling satellites." The television sounds: "Whump!" The next day at the office, the Boss says to Dilbert "Your plan worked." Dilbert replies, "What plan?"
Wednesday July 19,
2000
Tags global communications, de orbiting satellites, swimming pools, deadly flame balls, speeding toward earth
Transcript
Pointing to a picture the Boss says, "We'll be shutting down our global comunications business and de-orbiting our satellites." Dilbert raises his hand and says to the Boss, "Question: Wouldn't that create dozens of deadly flame balls speeding toward earth?" The Boss replies, "That's why we're aiming for cities that have lots of swimming pools."


