Dilbert.com by Scott Adams
Friday June 30,
2000
Tags company concierge, diet an dexercise, doctor appointment, sleeping at desk, want pills
Transcript
The Boss says to Ratbert the Concierge, "I don't have time for my doctor appointment." The Boss continues, "Go in my place and tell him you're having trouble sleeping at your desk." The Boss says, "And don't let him sweet-talk you about diet and exercise. I want pills.!"
Thursday June 29,
2000
Tags any errand, date women, film, movies, ratbert, thinks wally is hot, entertainment
Transcript
Ratbert the Concierge Wally: Id like a date with a woman who thinks Im hot. Remember, you promised you would do any errand for employees. Tell me again how hot I am.
Wednesday June 28,
2000
Tags loofah, new company concierge, personal, any errand
Transcript
The Boss says to his staff, "Ratbert is our new company concierge." Ratbert says, "I will perform any errand, no matter how personal or degrading it is." One employee says to Ratbert, "I need a loofah." Ratbert replies, "Lather me up!"


